percussion recalibration


a witty, but accurate term for the act of hitting, dropping, or kicking something to make it work like it was just a second ago.
person 1: “why are you hitting your tv like that?”

-signal clears up-

person 2: “percussion recalibration. i hit it, and now it works again.”

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