perfect hair forever


a cartoon created by williams street, the makers of adult swim. it’s about a boy named gerald who has really bad hair. he goes to his mentor, uncle grandfather, for help, and he tells gerald that he must “attain a level that will bring you large gifts of un-balding ways.” it was aired in the place of squidbillies, a show about hillbilly squids. afterwards, a panel discussion is held by sp-ce ghost, with meatwad from aqua teen hunger force, sharko from sealab 2021, and early kyler from squidbillies on the panel. hilarity ensues.

perfect hair forever will become a series on adult swim in summer of 2005.
“the other students laugh at me. they call me…r-t-rded hair guy.” -gerald
a show that people are ashamed to admit they love.
perfect hair forever stars a talking hotdog, and a tree that has s-x with dogs.

whatsup with that :d?
a totally f-cking bad-ss adult swim that stupid f-ckers b-tch about. it’s also followed up by a kick-ss sp-ce ghost interview.
“inuyashaxkagome707 says that perfect hair forever sucks, so we should watch it.”

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