Perfect Moment Dash
when someone needs to get from one side of the t.v. to the other while others are playing. the person waits for that one second when the players stop, and quickly dashes across.
(madden example)
-1st down starts-
person dashing: cr-p, i forgot my phone.
player 1: -throws the ball to wide receiver-
player 2: -tackles wide receiver-
person dashing: -perfect moment dash-
-2nd down starts-
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