Perfect Shit
a bowel movement where everything goes according to plan. one continuous ‘log’ is dropped with no discomfort. the clincher: when you wipe, there is nothing on the tp.
this morning, kurt took a perfect sh-t.
the rare event where someone takes a sh-t they do it so perfectly that they do not need to use toilet paper.
holy sh-t i just sh-t a perfect sh-t!
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