perfectly quaffed hair
david h-sselhoff.
david h-sselhoff has perfectly quaffed hair.
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the act of several birds chirping randomly together to form a symphony of sounds. sounds include interesting clicks and tocks yet staying in beat with an underlying rhythm. the faun-icular equivalent to human beatboxing. woah! listen to those birds chirping on the roof! they sound crazy! what are those noises? sounds like they are beatboxing! […]
- tweet pimping
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