Perfectly Wrapped
1. adj. – describing someone, specifically a male, more specifically a white male, who has a number of high quality physical traits, such as: hot body, hot face, s-xy hair, pretty eyes, great athleticism…but it is unknown about the package inside. (therefore the person using this adjective is not shallow but even the more cautious.
alexis: “hey, do you see that guy over there?”
kiirsten: “yeah, the one with the pink hipster shades?”
alexis: “they’re orange…but anyways, yeah…he’s perfectly wrapped.”
kiirsten: “yeah, but it might just be to cover up a horrible present. he might be a douche. and those shades are pink.”
alexis: “orange.”
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