perfessional


a not-so-obvious amateur or unqualified person p-ssing them-self off as a professional for personal gain, not necessarily out of malice.
my cab driver was a real perfessional, he/she got lost on the way to the airport. my doctor is so perfessional, he/she performed an abortion the very same day he/she swore the hippocratic oath!

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