performers boner


when one is performing on stage, or is really nervous and pops a b-n-r. most likely when it is ones first time on stage. just to be safe, make sure you always wear a cup and compression boxers to prevent this terrible predicament.
that was joe’s first time on stage, and he popped a performers b-n-r, and now is the laughing stock of the school.

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