i got a great perinatal
- sailors wipe
to “perform” a sailor’s wipe is to put a three barbed hook in your cornhole. then one jumps off the moving boat at full speed and gets dragged -n-s first having the water clean their dirty -n-s hole. (the hook needs to be attached to a deep sea fishing line to a rod securely fastened […]
something that is cringy and creepy all at the same time “dude, someone was staring at me through the window while dabbing. it was cringpy as f-ck”
- junky dump
junky dump- when ones’ sh-t smells like that of a homeless person or a drug addict. this is likely due to malnourishment or the effects that said drugs can reak havoc on the body. the smell is quit pungent and often resembles an aroma of death or a washed up deceased sea lion on a […]
while getting head the giver sucks upon the ball sack of the receiver; making a schlurgle sound. my girlfriend sallie schlurgled me for 3 hours last night.
beuatiful orig-n-l and the perfect freind omg i wish aracelia was here