periph


short for peripheral vision; what is seen in the corners of your eyes while looking straight ahead.
i saw in my periph that if i continued into the intersection, i was about to be struck by a vehicle.
the corner of your field of vision – comes from the phrase “peripheral vision”
“whoa, check out that car crash! well, maybe you shouldn’t, since you’re driving.”
“no, i can see it out of my periphs.”
(n) stems from “periphrial vision”

short term only to be used after you’ve noticed something ridiculous in your periphs
person: wow, i just saw her pick her nose in my periphs!
a game involving two or more people playing catch with an object. the players must throw and catch the object using only their peripheral vision. meaning they must stare directly at a certain spot, preferably the opponents eyes while trying to catch the object. dropping the object is a point for the other player while catching the object continues the game.
hey bro, grab that ball and lets bust out a game of periphs.

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