peripheral void


the calamitous void in your vision above your eyes but below the top of your head. especially hazardous to lofty denizens.
what in the name of josef fritzl is that mark on your head?

mate i clanged a branch on me bike! couldn’t help it, it was right in me peripheral void!

should’ve been wearing a helmet mate.

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