Perkinator


an urban superhero whose greatest superpower is to liberate women from having unaroused nipples. sometimes he strikes without being seen, and sometimes he strikes slowly and deliberately.
wow it’s not even cold in here alice, but i think the perkinator just liberated my man-pacifiers!
one who partakes in the act of eyeing potential s-xual prospects without discression.
d-mn, chris is such a perkinator. i was walking by and he couldn’t keep his eyes off me. he wasn’t even trying to hide it.
a nickname for a subst-tute teacher named mr. perkins….this name was given to him by chris brister
hey perkinator, come here

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