Perma-newb syndrome


a syndrome where someone who, although experienced, will never become good at a game. they may play for a long time and get a few good rounds here and there, but for the most part, no matter how hard they try, they will never surp-ss newb level.
“dude, you are horrible at this game. how long have you been playing?”
“a long time. i suffer from perma-newb syndrome”

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