permaboner


an erection that lasts for an extended amount of time
i was hanging out with this hot girl, i had a permab-n-r for so long that i got blueb-lls so bad i almost cried
an unforunate condition in which the jeans a boy wears will always stick out awkwardly in he front.

unforunatly he will always seem to be wearing those jeans.
“oh my god look at that huge permab-n-r.”
yeah he can’t even walk straightwithout knocking something over
h-llo ladies, can you get rid of this permab-n-r for me??
wtf??!
help me. it won’t go away
when someone either maintains a b-n-r constantly, or gets one countlessly throughout the day.
“dude, my friend robert has a perma-b-n-r. we can’t go out anywhere without him having to hide it.”
a occurence that is painful in a good way, generally while hanging out with a really attractive person.
g-d, i had this permab-n-r the whole time i was with her.

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