permashades


a seemingly permanent sungl-ss-shaped tan line outlining one’s optical region. caused by dangerously high levels of ultraviolet exposure. commonly found on the faces of bronze beach babes and metros-xual males.
dude 1: what happened to your boy’s face? did he fall asleep at the beach?
dude 2: nah. he just picked up a new pair of permashades at the tanning salon.
dude 1: he’s so metro.

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