Permawood


a state of continual arousal by the right sort of man, resulting in the delightful presence of a b-n-r at all times. permawood is an integral component of a successful quantum f-ck.
my quantum f-ck has the greatest permawood you can imagine. i get a p-rngram before i’ve finished the last one, all day long! he’s definitely a keeper.
describes a situation when a man has had an erection for an extended period of time, this is often induced by taking v–gr-
“this things been up for more than 5 hours”
“sounds like you have permawood”

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