pernice


a female p-n-s.

derived from the accidental spelling of p-n-s when trying to type “laugh my ape p-n-s off”. was spelt at first “pernis” but then fixed to be spelt how it sounds it should be spelt.

then defined as a female p-n-s, may also be called a “vernice”
“laugh my ape pernice off”

“i dont have a p-n-s i have a pernice!”

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