perniz
a rather large piece of manly junk in his lower area. (also known as a deck. sometimes misspelled as d-ck).
mom: bobby how long is your perniz now?
bobby: it’s almost 3 inches!
mom: wow that’s one big perniz!
bobby: suck it
mom: okay
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