Perpendicuload


a p-n-s (choad) that is bent in the middle, along the shaft, at a 90 degree angle. can occur naturally, or due to force or through getting caught in a mechanical vice.
my pants wont fit anymore since the accident at the factory. i got a perpendicuload!

i always get weird looks in the men’s room when i’m taking a slash, because i have to directly face the guy next to me while peeing. i usually have to explain that i have a perpendicuload. they usually understand and be on their way without a fuss.

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