Perplexion
an perplexing erection — a b-n-r for which there is no clear source.
genji’s perplexion in line at the grocery drew the attention of the little boy nearby.
the state you are in when perplexed.
we call harry over who listens for a voice, saying “h-llo, h-llo whoever you are”, into the mouth piece before p-ssing it back with a you-got-me expression.
“funny guys.”
he sees we’re not laughing.
“i’m in perplexion. who was that?” asks harry with a baffled expression.
i check the cell and the line’s dead.
excerpt from chapter 29 of “sixteen stories, no pets” by c.j. beck
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