perrier
you stroke her very tenderly but give a little pinch in the end.
ex1) ben : hey, you finally made out with her or what?
chris: no way..i just perriered her a little while. i think she’d like it.
ex2) jesse: hey, ben!! i think i saw dan and kevin perriering a minute ago right in front of your house!!
ben: really?? oh..my g-d.. then it was true that kevin sucked mr.garrison’s p-n-s when we were in school.
jesse: i knew it!!i’ll tell his mom on him right away.
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a “sparkling water enema”, currently popular among wealthy uk h-m-s-xuals and bi-curious metros-xuals.
one partner plays the “waiter”. he takes a small gl-ss bottle of sparkling perrier (the narrow sloping-necked style is required). the “waiter” unscrews the cap and places his flat hand over the top. he agitates the bottle and quickly inserts the neck of the bottle into the -n-l orifice of the “customer”.
clearly, fast action and effective pre-lubrication are required to obtain the maximum effect.
the two product managers took a line of c-ke each, then gave each other a perrier.
the act of sitting on a stack of sparkling water bottles and accidentally having one slip inside ones bottom.
i sat down and ended up with a perrier…..
what you drink when you’re hung over. with a lime wedge.
bunny: for christ sake, this headache is killing me.
frank: me too, i’ll go get some perriers.
perrier. french mineral water.
perrier sucks when compared to san pellegrino mineral water.
a french brand of mineral water; the only thing the french got right.
french food sucks, the language sucks, the people smell, their military sucks, but their water is fantastic!
perrier rocks!!!
mineral water that’s drank by people who don’t know about calistoga.
topo chico and calistoga are much better than perrier.
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