Persian Pass
when you’re in a bar or crowded place trying to squeeze through you’ve probably gently tapped someone in the small of their back to signal you’re trying to get through. a persian p-ss is when your hand lingers a little longer and a little more s-xually than usual.
e.g. 1 manfredo was arrested on three counts of s-xual -ssault after women claimed he s-xually har-ssed them on a night out. manfredo’s lawyers argued it wasn’t s-xual -ssault but a persian p-ss and the judge – a dead set bro – let him off.
e.g. 2 sally to her friend mandy “omg that tall hunky guy just totally gave me a persian p-ss on his way to the bar. i think i need a bucket.”
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