Persian Squirrel


the sensation of pushing a clawing squirrel out of your -ss after eating persian food.
i really enjoyed lunch today at the iranian restaurant but had to drop an extremely painful persian squirrel when i got home.
in refence to the size of a male’s genitals. abnormally small with m-ssive t-st-c-ls.
i saw him in the locker room today, basically hung like a p-squirrel

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