Personal Assistant
a position filled by a person that has no other purpose except to perform specific duties for their boss.
ie: sucking, f-cking, and bending over the table…
boss: sara, as my personal -ssistant, why don’t you come into my office and file something for me.
sara: sure thing, i’ll be right in, let me just put on some lip gloss…
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