started in philadelphia, pa in 2013 in response to shopping and traveling ruining regular thanksgiving. it takes place the sat*rday after thanksgiving and black friday. you buy a turkey for yourself (>8lbs) and make all the fixins. it is a day/meal for no guests and you have to be at home. you can share, but only if the person lives in the place where you live.
you eat turkey and stuffing, drink, play video games and just have a quiet peaceful day of normality with the people that are literally closest to you (in your place of residence) and reflect on what you are secretly and personally thankful for without the bs. the true meaning of personal thanksgiving is selfishness and all-around laziness.
i can’t wait to not see any of these people at personal thanksgiving.
a temporary break from sanity where the person feels the urge to pinch cheeks with reckless abandonment. grandma suffered another bout of cheekosis when meeting her grandson, justin
another name for a d*ld*. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) she really wanted that big, shiny, pink elecd*ck for christmas.
is a name for a fat kid look at that bellabo
- oh sh*t me d*cks on fire
when you’re on enough drugs to use this sentence. mcquack: ‘oh sh*t! me d*ck’s on fire!’ megan: ‘get lewis to blow it out ;)’ mcquack: ‘-_-