perspectivity
the process of actively reflecting on your past accomplishments and reconciling your current life to the life path you originally set for yourself.
i turned 35 on sunday, my boss told me that i was perfect for middle-management on monday, and my kid flushed my blackberry down the toilet on tuesday. after a fifth of whiskey, i gained some perspectivity and realized that at least i only have 30 more years to work for corporate america before i am eligible for what’s left of social security- yeah me!
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