Pertustitute


a prost-tute of ill-health, exhibiting frequent coughing, rattling and wheezing, phlegmy and general malaise. typically targetting a lower cl-ss of client and willing to accept reasonable offers.
i found her in the park, in rags, hacking like a jitney – but all i had was a crumpled twenty, and so a pertust-tute would have to do.

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