peruvian donkey slamming contest
a sacred contest held at the center of peruvian villages, where all the villagers compare who’s donkey has the largest p-n-s. the villagers in an attempt to appease the g-ds then proceed to lubricate the r-ct-m of the village leader’s daughter with cocoa b-tter, at which point the sodomy begins.
adelmo: when is the next peruvian donkey slamming contest?
pablo: i don’t know, but next year i hope to have the most powerful donkey in all of peru.
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