Peruvian Massage


a man who plays way too many video games gets you naked on m-ssage table, and then proceeds to stick his p-n-s up your nostril. initially shocking you but ending pleasantly with a stuffed nose.
odin gave her the peruvian m-ssage, i heard she had a bad headache later.

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