peruvian mud coffee
when a man urinates into one’s -n-s while his c-ck is simultaneously sh-t on by the receiving partic-p-nt directly over a coffee cup. the watery sh-t p-ss concoction drips and acc-mulates in the cup, allowing for a mud like texture at the the bottom. this collection of watery sh-t p-ss is then shared as a beverage by both parties.
had a peruvian mud coffee with that girl from friday night
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