Peruvian Smelly Balls Trick
an act of deception and great tactical nous. the victim, after having been stripped naked and rolled in b-tter, is stood infront of a very low beam, he then has a pair of very smelly, 3 week unwashed human t-st-cl-s waved in his face. as said b-ttered naked victim reverses and bends to navigate under said low beam he unwittingly slots himself onto a ludicrously large freshly lubed d-ld- that has been stuck to the wall using a medievel glue like concotion of pigs s-m-n and the matted hair from the crotch of a dead rabbit. as the victims b-ttocks h-t the wall either side of the d-ld- and his eyes bulge wide in fear the perpetrator of this amusing parlour game waves his b-lls at the victim and shouts “peruvian smelly b-lls trick”.
please note due to recent legislation the use of rabbits hair is seen as being rather unsporting and frankly in bad taste.
with fear in his eyes the freshly b-ttered steve recoiled away from the stench perpetrating forth from the rancid b-lls of ali. as the d-ld- slipped betwixt his cavernous sphincter his eyes bulged, the corners of his mouth showed a glimpse of a smile and he sighed a deep groan of pleasure before the neanderthal ali waved his b-lls dramatically and shreiked “peruvian smelly b-lls trick”!!!!!!!!!
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