Pervascope


a type of telescope. it’s basically one half of a pair of binoculars, designed to be used like a telescope for the same purpose.
generally used by parents watching their kids play in a park from a long distance. however, it could be used for spying on people discretely, maybe checking out girls from a distance.
two guys walking down a beach:
guy 1: yo, you see those chicks over there? you think we should go up to them?
guy 2: i don’t know, let me investigate further with my trusty pervascope!
(he takes a look down range.)
guy 1: well?
guy 2: she has some nice t-tties…

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