perve ball
perve ball
a one liner that occurs out of nowhere during a seemingly innocent conversation between two people that can either freak out the one that got hit by the ball in a negative way or leave them totally confused and amazed and wanting more. this can occur in person, but seems to occur most often in personal messages on facebook by lame -sses that could never have the b-lls to express themselves in real life either way.
curve ball scary:
tony: hey sue, so nice that u friended me. how are you?
sue: i have a really great job that i love. life is good.
tony: so happy to hear that you are happy. remember those days in college?
sue: yep, sure do!
tony: i sure wish you would come over and suck my d-ck.
sue: deletes tony immediately and wonders what she did wrong to get hit by this curve ball.
curve ball confused and amazed and wanting more:
tony: hey sue, so nice that u friended me. how are you?
sue: i have a really great job that i love. life is good.
tony: so happy to hear that you are happy. remember those days in college?
sue: yep, sure do! to be totally honest, i am married to a rich dude that makes me miserable. d-mn, why didn’t we get together? i would love to suck you d-ck!
tony: does not know what to do with this perve ball…
curve ball scary:
tony: hey sue, so nice that u friended me. how are you?
sue: i have a really great job that i love. life is good.
tony: so happy to hear that you are happy. remember those days in college?
sue: yep, sure do!
tony: i sure wish you would come over and suck my d-ck.
sue: deletes tony immediately and wonders what she did wrong to get hit by this curve ball.
curve ball confused and amazed and wanting more:
tony: hey sue, so nice that u friended me. how are you?
sue: i have a really great job that i love. life is good.
tony: so happy to hear that you are happy. remember those days in college?
sue: yep, sure do! to be totally honest, i am married to a rich dude that makes me miserable. d-mn, why didn’t we get together? i would love to suck you d-ck!
tony: does not know what to do with this perve ball…
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