pervertification
the art of finding s-xual/kink uses for everyday objects
she’s the master of pervertification – everything around her is a potential s-x toy. even the fruits and vegetables aren’t safe!
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- piss fan
pulling your foreskin tight and p-ssing causing a fanning effect. the golden sun was beautiful as it shined through my p-ss fan early in the morning. my new girlfriend said i gave the best golden shower because i used the p-ss fan technique !
- piss wiss football
what some people might call pee wee football — that is, a football program designed for children ages 5 to 15. so lee is going to play p-ss wiss football this year huh? well good luck with that! lee has always been sh-tty at sports!!!
- Pontoon Boating
similar to motor boating, but accomplished by placing your face in the other persons’ -ss cheeks instead of their br–sts. my mouth tastes like sh-t today because i was up all night pontoon boating this girl i met at starbucks.
- Poocket
poocket means “pocket” or “close friend.” you use the word in two ways. example: “do you have a poocket?” is to ask if someone has a pocket. “what’s up, poocket?” is to use to call someone a close friend. “hey, poocket. mall tomorrow?” “haha, okay.” poocket means “pocket” or “close friend.” you use the word […]
- Poopstacle
p–p-stuh-kul noun 1. when having to p–p hinders progress. i wanted to make the 7:00 a.m. yoga cl-ss, but ran into a p–pstacle.