Peso


when a girl is between a dime and a nickel, around an 8 but fluctuates depending on your level of drunkenness.

comes from the fact that the exchange rate between pesos to usd is about 8.
there weren’t any dimes at the party last night, but there were a few pesos.
when most of the world hears pesos, they think mexico, however the peso is traded in several other countries in latin-america, in fact, some hispanics use the word pesos for the dollar in the united states, another sign of their silent conquest.
white guy: how much for these firecrackers my good man.

sales person: itss 20 pesos, senor.
a hispanic woman v-g-n-.
– hey juan, i came in adriana’s pesos… i kind of regret it.

– don’t say that antonio, you’ll be a juanderful father for your childrens.
mexico’s sh-tty currency thats roughly worth a tenth of the us dollar.
10 pesos= 1 dollar.
f:”hey trevor, i’m broke!”

t:”then get your -ss to mexico and be worth something fontaine!!!”

f:”great, now how would you say my name,fontaine, in mexican?”

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