pessage


the act of getting a m-ssage with an erect p-n-s.
“honey, i have had a rough day, can i get a pessage while i catch up on my soaps?”
the act of giving a pleasurable m-ssage with an erect p-n-s.
“honey i have had a bad day, can a get a pessage while cathing up on my soaps.”

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