Pet Coal
cousin to the pet rock
trixie thought she had been good all year and asked santa claus to bring her a puppy for christmas, but when she woke up christmas morning and looked in her stocking, all she found was a lump of coal, which she later named pepper and he became her pet coal. she marketed the idea and made a million dollars the following year.
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