pet fix
a quick, albeit, imperfect repair, adjustment, or workaround, especially upon vehicle (or other type of machinery) needed for immediate use, such as a computer, bicycle, automobile, or sp-cecraft.
maj. mason: “colonel, what about those secondary (fuel system) checks?!”
col. price: “let’s just get it (all) together, and see if you can (learn to) live with your ‘pet fixes’, as they are. it’s go for anything short of a fuel leak!”
(from the 1972 sci-fi b-movie, “doomsday machine”)
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