pet my duck


to give some guy a hand job.
guys in car with rubber duck on roof: heyyy girll
taylor: hey man i like your duck.
guys in car with rubber duck on roof: yeahh, you wanna pet my duck?!
taylor: ohh man, yeah i do!
ashley: thats not what they meant…

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