pet the cat


1. to finger a woman.
2. to provide s-xual gratification to a woman.
“you know i want to pet the cat”
ie: “you know i want to get my hand in your pants”.
when somebody gets very angry, this response is used to soothe them. it is generally a new term and has yet to spread to the m-sses.
arnold: d-mn it, i hate you!
david: hey man, go pet the cat. just pet the cat.
arnold: ok man.
another name for female masturbation.
i think betty went home to pet the cat.
when a woman m-st-rb-t-s
he’s so hot, every time i see him i run into the bathroom and pet the cat.

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