Petanese
petanese is both an unspoken and spoken language between a human and their pet/s. it’s…
~ the toot-cute look that requires an immediate pat on our back or an extra-yummy homemade treat.
~ that special call that brings us home from our out-and-about ventures.
~ a constant ying/yang – you watch my back i’ve got yours kinda thing!
talk to us…rub our wet little noses…we’ll speak petanese for sure – even when you least expect it!
this dawg no speaka j-panese…you speaka petanese? no? then feel free to pet me for a big bow wow or woot!
that was some wild petanese dude! it’s like your cat knew what you were saying! wtf!
petanese is not a learned thing…just do it!
i know paris hilton speaks naughty petanese!
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