petar
a real sweet slavic pimp
petar my love!!!
big p-n-s
enough said
s-x was great; he really had a petar! -giggles-
in spanish slang, to fill something , often in a s-xual sense
vamos a petar el estadio
we are going to fill up the stadium
¿me vas a petar el culo, tío?
will you f-ck my -ss, mate?
object of obsession, normally resulting in endless hours spent aiming and emailing.
-giggles-
what did you do last night?
i petared all night.
a d-mn s-xy slovak that likes it up the -ss. also known to have extremely small p-n-s. sometimes related to zog
“d-mn, that is one s-xy petar.”
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