Pete Rose haircut


the gayest haircut a person could possibly muster. an ecclectic blend of moe from the three stooges and that half-r-t-rded kid from kindergarten who would cut his own hair with a bowl on his head. made popular and named for the third best hitter in baseball history pete rose (behind only tony gwynn sr. and any player who faced the great hideki irabu).
stewie- “hey kid, where’d ya get the pete rose haircut?”

zack- “brad, you shouldn’t have let nick cut your hair while he’s half in the bag. he just gave you a pete rose haircut”

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