peter bump


to b-mp one’s peter against another man’s peter. not for s-xual pleasure, but to find out if one of the two parties involved becomes aroused.
guy 1: hey dude, have you ever done a peter b-mp?
guy 2: h-ll no, i’m not gay!
guy 1: well how do you know if you’ve never peter b-mped?
to snort a small convenient amount of cocaine off the tip of a man’s genetalia.
during the party, one of joe’s dads sneaked a guest into the pool house for a quick peter b-mp

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