peter couture
only the most toolest of them all. drives a nissan 350z and rocks the sick faux. wears only v-necks/ flannels. goes to parties with his bros like he owns it. mostly hated by people that want to have his life (including b-tches). can be sweet at times but only when he’s trying to get it in with b-tches he cant get. favorite words to use; “sick bro” and obvi”.
(at a party)
peter: yo what up?
girl: heyy
peter: you’re hot as f-ck and you have some pretty eyes whats your name?
girl: f-ck off peter couture you’re tool bag.
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