peter lorre
taken after the silver screen hungarian actor, peter lorre…he was considered not-so-fine by hollywood execs, however, all women wanted him, and men wanted to be him. he had charm, was called, ‘appetizing’, and despite his short stature and huge eyes, has a mystic, charm that boils down to a fine brandy of pure s-xiness.
theres something about that guy…he’s such a peter lorre
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