peter petweeter
noun-an abnormally small p-n-s. usually under 5 inches. the name insinuates its cuteness.
brenda-“awww, look at the lil’ peter petweeter. it’s so cute!”
brad-“i would prefer if you didn’t call mr. bigglesworth cute.”
(note, talking baby talk to a slong is usually considered a no-no for fear of insulting its owner, yet always tempting.)
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