Peter van Stolk


a king of men, worthy of much praise, and one who has the right to boast when it comes to the subject of drinks, or soda in this particular case. a creator of delectible concoctions worthy of taste, and reflection. a master in the multi-billion dollar industry, a human with a truly different mind set. founder, and ceo of the wondrous and glorious jones soda co.
peter van stolk’s favorite flavour of jones soda is green apple.

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