peterfleas
microscopic burrowing c-ckmonger. noted specially for venomous fangs and flagellum capable of digging into all shapes and sizes of especially negroid p-n-s, and for which even the armor of foreskin provides no protection.
“showering in the community style of a typical army bathroom provokes not only h-m-s-xual contact, but the nearly inescapable voracity of the peterflea.”
“in basic training i got peterfleas.”
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