Pethel Smash


a pethel smash is when someone getting attacked uses a chair to defend oneself.

in most cases, thee dreaded “pethel smash” results in lose of teeth, severe head trauma and possible vegetable state.
i.e.

friend 1:”dude! did you see dan’s face?”

friend 2:”yeah man, he got f-cking pethel smashed like a m-f-.”

puddi:”poor guy.”

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